La Vie de Elle T.

la vie de elle tee

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Aren’t you the one who screwed me over last time here? Yeah, you are. A code violation because I expressed who I am? We’re in America last I checked. Am I gonna get violated for a water too? Really don’t even look at me. I promise you, don’t look at me because I am not the one. Don’t look my way. If you ever see me walking down the hall, walk the other way. Because you’re out of control. Totally out of control. You’re a hater, you’re unattractive inside. Who would do such a thing?
Serena Williams aka a boss b**ch 

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newfound inspiration

So many people talk about listening to music and being inspired and it sounds like such bullshit. Yeah you turned on Adele and now you’re inspired to drunk text your ex and explain to him a very detailed and itemized list of how he destroyed your entire life or blast Jasmine Sullivan and thereby lose any hold on your remaining sanity and take a crow bar to his car or something. I wouldn’t know, never been in love and all that jazz, but I imagine it goes something like that. Maybe less dramatic, maybe more. Or maybe I just know a lot of really dramatic people, who can say?

Nevertheless, for months people kept saying Donald Glover was really funny and it would go in one ear and out the other. I wasn’t refusing so much to listen as it was just a lack of interest in sitting down to watch 30 Rock or Community, who has the time? Shows take too long to get into and it takes me a billion years to finally getting around to watch something someone told me was funny; i.e, Modern Family. Anyway, I finally got around to watching some Dong Lover (no pun intended, that’s his name) stand-up and it was funny; however, Childish Gambino is even more stellar, like really amazing. It’s like he’s been living in my head for 23 years and is now regurgitating every thought I’ve ever had but been too PC to say. Well, I can now say Donald “I Am Just A Rapper” Glover has inspired me to get my shit together and accomplish my goals and such, because “these smart middle-class black kids need a role model.” See look at that, I even made a blog post for the first time in months. 

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I would like to be George Clooney diplomatic. I just don’t have the wherewithal yet or the inner serenity. My bullshit meter is tuned very sensitive. The minute it starts kicking up, I get back to truth, and sometimes that involves, you know, ‘I don’t want to take a picture.’ And if that’s the case, am I an asshole for being honest? Or am I an asshole for being dishonest, smiling in your picture and I fucking hate being there? Which one is worse? These are the questions I ask myself that George Clooney doesn’t ask.
shia labeouf (reason 92819012 i would be mortified to ever ask a celebrity to take a picture with me)

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we are not homies, i just keep you around. cause all your talkin is the noise i need to kill this sound.
childish gambino

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
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Amy Whinehouse
Fuck Me Pumps

this song is amazing. karen owen? too soon? 

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duke f*@k list

i have many things to say about this; however, i need to collect my thoughts before i delve into this gem of a powerpoint presentation. it has first and foremost solidified that “Shades” (the movie i wrote and produced for intro to production) was not at all far from the truth.

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i was high when i finally got the chance to see everything that’s pretty aint always good for me.
highs n lows